My Letter to Santa
Dear Santa: Hi, how are you? How are Mrs. Claus and the grandkids? I’m hoping for some of my own (see below). Are the reindeer okay? I’m so happy you are all immune from COVID-19. It’s been a real bitch down here. Forgive my profanity, but thanks to some really stupid U.S. leadership, we’ve lost over 300,000 souls to the virus. Luckily, thank God, my family survived COVID. That’s really the only thing I wanted for Christmas this year. But me, being me, decided I could add a f